"why are you awake at three in the morning" asks the person who is also awake at three in the morning
So i have this giant pencil right
I think we all know where this is going.
the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming
Seventy Times 7 - Brand New
be cool & don’t repost or steal this, these are my own photos.
- Baby: Da-, Da-
- Parents: Da- ? Daddy? Is it daddy?!
- Baby: Da-, Da-, Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, the Unburnt, Queen of Meereen, Queen of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Dragons.
Fact: blankets keep you safe at night. We dont know what from, but they are definitely an immunity against something.
Strap on spelled backwards is “no parts” and if you don’t think that’s funny you can get right outta town.
things that should not concern u:
- the length of a woman’s skirt
- the tightness of a woman’s top
- how many people a woman has slept with
things that should concern u:
- america’s gun laws
- that u haven’t petted enough dogs today
- harry potter named a kid albus severus
Guys this no-kill animal shelter in Illinois, USA is going to be shut down unless the raise $5,000 by August 1st which is in 3 days. They have raised $3,320 so far but are still not at their goal. PLEASE donate any amount of money to help keep this no-kill shelter alive. And please reblog this post to spread the word.
Here is a link to where you can donate:
PLEASE REBLOG THIS AND DONATE!!!
it’s very important that i am both cute and powerful