I think I just heard my heart break.
One of the few times Angelica was decent
don’t mind me I’ll just be over here sobbing
- DM: You want to play 'The Sound of Silence' on a... blade of grass?
- Paladin: Yeah.
- DM: You'll need to make three checks. Roll for Craft, a Bluff check to maintain your disguise, and a Perform.
- Paladin: *Rolls an 3, a 20, and a 3*
- DM: You go to pluck a blade of grass, but instead of neatly grabbing just one, you pull up a chunk of turf and have to shake the dirt off the end. Your Paladin turns and gives the enemy commander a 'I'm about to rock your world' look - he seems into it, surprisingly. She brings the blade of grass up to her lips, and...
- Paladin: And?
- DM: *makes a raspberry noise*
Tank Girl,Jamie Hewlett.
Hahahaha, no, the Ministry didn’t have access to the Book of Acceptance, there’s no way McGonagall would let them get to that. Most of you aren’t in the UK anyway so you wouldn’t have been in it, nice try millennial muggles.
PJ STOP FUCKING RUINING EVERYONE’S DREAMS I WAS JUST BECOMING OKAY WITH THIS SHIT
Nobody fucking cares okay
listening 2 m.i.a .drinking myself 2 sleep
apparently some guy named mark was trying to tell my mom he needed to speak with my dad about any financial transactions my mom was making because he was the man of the house and she did not take kindly to his implying that my dad was the primary breadwinner/person in charge in our family so
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At first I though this was a joke
Don’t ignore this Tumblr
Yet they still do even when it’s right in their face.
Men are physically able to defend themselves, women are not. NOT THE SAME
"Women are helpless! In every situation a man can defend himself against a woman!"
And here we have a feminist removing agency from all women so she can justify and condone domestic violence against men.
Stamp your foot and pout as much as you want. What you just said is disgusting to both men and women.
This is another info graphic I did advocating for snakes. When spring comes around snakes start to come out of hibernation and sometimes will end up in people’s backyards. Snakes around this time are killed left and right, whether it is completely harmless or venomous. I want to urge people to learn about snakes and also to leave snakes alone!
okay but a story about an asexual pirate who gets made fun of by the crew until he saves all of them from sirens
A pirate for the adventure, not the booty
oh my gosh i want that on a bumper sticker
Trying to pilot a ship here. Thanks.
IT GOT BETTER